SO I WAS WRITING SOME SHIT DOWN, YOU KNOW, ABOUT MYSELF AND ALL THAT CRAP, AND I STARTED THINKING.
WHAT IF POKETUMBLR HAD A WIKI.NO ACTUALLY I WAS GOING TO TELL YOU A STORY BUT I FUCKING FORGOT IT. SO I WILL JUST MAKE ONE UP OFF THE BAT.
ONCE THERE WAS A CLAMPERL, SHE THOUGHT SHE WAS THE UGLIEST ONE ALIVE, WITH A PURPLE SHELL AND BRIGHT YELLOW PEARL. IT CONSTANTLY JUST CLOSED ITS SHELL AND HID—
OK THIS IS GAY. IT WANTED TO BE A GOREBYSS ONE DAY BUT BECAME A HUNTAIL. IT WAS A PERFECT FAILURE.
JESUS I’M BORED.
……………………………….. YOU’RE ALIVE. O__________O
